Our Funniest (& Most Honest) Reviews

Our Funniest (& Most Honest) Reviews

Your reviews are important to us. Here are a few of our favorites throughout the years (try not to laugh!):

Reviews are pretty important to us at TallSlim Tees...

And not just because they help new customers develop a more rounded opinion on what they're about to buy!

Selling clothing for tall slim guys, we know you aren't just a group of "customers." You're more than that - we are a brotherhood together, struggling with the same #tallguyproblems and finding solutions as a team.

That's why we take reviews very seriously at TallSlim Tees - we read every single one, reply when someone needs help with an order or had a poor experience, and genuinely take feedback when provided. 

Your voice is heard! As we've sifted through the reviews through the years, we've stumbled across a few that don't just make us smile - they make us laugh out loud.

So for those of you who want a good laugh yourselves, here are our favorite reviews to date:

Jealous Wife

Cory P. ~ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

"Its too bad it took me 3.5 decades to find a shirt that would fit a tall guy and not show my treasure trail. Everything from the store is like a sack of potatoes for the fat guy. Until now, all I could find were bodybuilder shirts that were marginal at best. Finally a super comfy good looking tee that fits me at 6'4" 210lbs.

Even the wife is jealous, she tossed a mop handle in the back of the truck when we went out over the weekend. When I asked what it was for she said "to beat the broads off that see you in that shirt!"

"Akin to a Self-Aware Bald Eagle"

Kyle M. ~ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

"There are few moments in one's life that truly serve to challenge our preconceived notions and in turn rock the very foundations that we have spent a lifetime building upon. However, the day I tried on my first Tall Slim Tee was a day, much like any other day, save for the fact that I could now raise my arms to their fullest extent without exposing my belly to the world.

With these shirts I feel freedom and confidence akin to a self-aware bald eagle soaring over a field full of hunters. The fit is superb and unlike George Costanza, there is no shrinkage when coming into contact with water (warm/cold). Thank you Tall Slim Tees, I will be returning for more of your amazing shirts!"

Tall Men Wearing Tall Mens Shirts