Science Says We Rule!

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We tall slim men already know that our stature is the key to wealth and happiness. Several studies have hinted at it. Now science has definitively proved that we rule once again.

In an article on Slate they cite this new study which shows that short men and overweight women tend to be poorer. Science Daily puts it like this: “Being a short man or an overweight woman is associated with lower chances in life in areas such as education, occupation, and income, concludes a new study.”

Now I am no scientist, but I think this checks out as totally legit. That doesn’t mean we are all swimming in money, but I guess our size isn’t negatively impacting our chances. Hooray!