Tall guy: Hey sis, come on in!
Short guy: Psst…why didn’t you ever tell me you had a hot sister?!
Tall guy: Uh, you’re not really her type dude.
Short guy: What do you mean? Because I’m not tall?
Tall guy: No, not bald.
Tall girl (to short bald boyfriend): C’mon babe, come and meet by big brother!